Poor Sebastian Bach!

In the old days, when I was a teen, I loved me some Sebastian Bach. The hair. His performance of “I’ll Remember You.” It killed my young, teen heart.

When I got a little older, that musical love dissolved as Scott Wieland wiggled his legs in green leather pants and my appreciation for the band went from singing along to all-out lust.

And now I remember yesterday, with the latest news about Velvet Revolver woes. If you haven’t been paying attention, there’s all sorts of band turmoil, Wieland saying the band is over, pissy press releases, and now the end of Velvet Revolver. A day after the rest of the band said they’re firing Scott, he’s shot back via MTV.

I don’t know who is telling the truth in all of this, and frankly, I don’t care. I appreciate some of their tunes, but I always preferred the old bands to this new one. Of course, that means I’m all sorts of titillated over the news that Wieland is going back to STP. (Anyone need a Wieland-loving woman to keep them company at one of their shows? Anyone? Bueller?)

But the ending to this whole thing is just comedy gold. MTV says that Wieland wrapped his rant up by saying: “Good hunting, lads — I think Sebastian Bach would be a fantastic choice.” And now, the two loves come together.