Beware of Maniac Moms

Had I not seen a Gilmore Girls episode in the last few years that had Lorelai giving a bunch of young girls old-school, slumber party makeovers, I’d feel like I was completely out of touch with reality, and the biggest grandma in grandmadom. Or, that the world had finally gone batshit insane.
Some mothers are making [...]

A Call for Dictionaries!

I think there should be a new cause in the world — getting people dictionaries!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ikGJjDr6eGk
THIS was cited as an example of pornographic media in Ann Arbor.
When the story about being happy as you are is pornographic because it’s about breasts?
The rampant fear over the female anatomy is not only mind-boggling, but really embarrassing for the [...]

The amazing, sinister power of the vagina.

Courtesy of the wonderful xkcd.
Those who know me well know that I have lived my life trying to defy what those two small boxes perfectly encapsulate above. As a kid, it meant wrasslin’ tough guys, then doing football stats (a mini-job perfect for being non-girly, while still having eye candy for my inner boy-lover). From [...]

The Point

What’s the point?
The point of work is that sweet comfort of security and the delightful weight of cash in your pocket.
The point of family is the breath of life, as well as a hopefully life-long security system. An annoying one, but a security system nonetheless.
The point of friends is to have both the comfort and [...]