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		<title>The Mind&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the mind that fascinates me most. Lovers, I miss and sometimes think wistfully about. But past mental fascinations I ache for like a widow.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=113&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From the Silent Walls of Smythee Headquarters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;ve been silent. Work and life have been overwhelming, and I&#8217;ve been wanting to make some changes here. Stay tuned!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=110&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Superbad High School Party Memories</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I nabbed Superbad today for the super-awesome price of $7.99. Score! So I&#8217;m watching it tonight, and one of the scenes shot me back to high school. Jules notes that Seth is never at parties, so she assumed he wasn&#8217;t into them, rather than consider the possibility that he wasn&#8217;t invited. Ah, it hit close [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=108&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Environmental Laziness</title>
		<link>http://alycesmythee.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/environmental-laziness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[garbage island]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alycesmythee.wordpress.com/?p=105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Want to go visit garbage island? There&#8217;s nothing like a relaxing trip along the blue ocean seas, checking out all the plastic remnants glimmering in the sunlight. Most of us don&#8217;t do enough for the environment, but what really gets me is how many little things we could all do to make it a teeny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=105&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Filled with Memories</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many pieces of media leave their footprint on your memory &#8212; some for the achievements they make, some for what they inspire within you, and some for reasons not at all connected to the media itself. There are times when the hint of a song will bring to mind a person and a feeling. There [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=104&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beware of Maniac Moms</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had I not seen a Gilmore Girls episode in the last few years that had Lorelai giving a bunch of young girls old-school, slumber party makeovers, I&#8217;d feel like I was completely out of touch with reality, and the biggest grandma in grandmadom. Or, that the world had finally gone batshit insane. Some mothers are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=100&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Call for Dictionaries!</title>
		<link>http://alycesmythee.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/a-call-for-dictionaries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think there should be a new cause in the world &#8212; getting people dictionaries! http://youtube.com/watch?v=ikGJjDr6eGk THIS was cited as an example of pornographic media in Ann Arbor. When the story about being happy as you are is pornographic because it&#8217;s about breasts? The rampant fear over the female anatomy is not only mind-boggling, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=98&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Make Today Paper Plate Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not talking about waste! An old exercise came to mind this afternoon, one I haven&#8217;t thought of in a while. During one class in middle school, that was focused more on life than reading, writing, and &#8216;rithmetic, we had to do the paper plate exercise. Each of us had to take a piece [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=96&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Poor Sebastian Bach!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the old days, when I was a teen, I loved me some Sebastian Bach. The hair. His performance of &#8220;I&#8217;ll Remember You.&#8221; It killed my young, teen heart. When I got a little older, that musical love dissolved as Scott Wieland wiggled his legs in green leather pants and my appreciation for the band [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=94&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beaten Down</title>
		<link>http://alycesmythee.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/beaten-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fact of life in the universe of Alyce Smythee is that almost all good things come with a price. Sure, there can be great surprises here or there, or great runs of goodness, but overall, there&#8217;s always something crappy that can be directly linked to the good, and if something crappy happens once, it&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alycesmythee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1932488&amp;post=91&amp;subd=alycesmythee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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